I Crap on You Simpletons

Yes, thats right. I'll crap on you if I wanna crap on you. Foolish Mortals. Right now I'm waiting for my aunt to get over here so we can go to the peach festival. Ugh. I told Ace I would meet him in front of the Fireball an hour & half ago. But no. We had to go home we had to wait until aunt sissy called us. & now we have to wait until she gets here. Which, by the way, was supposed to be a half hour ago. I woke up today extremely agitated. I had a bad dream in which I had a party & my parents kicked me out. So I stole a bottle of vodka from on top of the fridge & I biked to NF. Yea, fun.
Sasquatch Mountain was on SciFi last night at 9. Good movie. A little cheesy, but not that much. Lotsa blood. Rated R. Not that my parents know. Next Saturday "Shapeshifter" is on SciFi (these are all SciFi original movies). Probly rated R. Not that my parents will know. Its about a prison & an executioner thats not exactly human. Lots & lots of blood. When they show blood in the previews, you know there's gonna be more than a quart spilled.
Ace has started calling my house by himself, & my dad just gives me these 'ugh. you better only be talking school' looks whenever he does. So we do talk school. Future City, in fact. Mercedes is on the volleyball team (yay!) & I'm on mod soccer. I think Eddy is still on the diving team. I'm not sure. Natalie is on the tennis team. & a bunch of other peoples are on the soccer team. Audrey's doing varsity swim again.